cap meme: doctor who + scenerygasm (requested by mrsemrys)
Twelfth doctor au in which the new doctor’s language is a bit more colorful than past regenerations’.
Clara: I’ve made a huge mistake.
Doctor Who AU: Rose meets Oswin
I’ll be a story in your head. That’s okay. We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? / Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond, and this is how it ends.
If you need assistance, contact me and we’ll discuss its potential.
Don’t make people into heroes.
Taking down Moriarty’s web took a little longer than expected, but London’s favorite partners in crime solving are finally back together again! (“Fifty-three years, Sherlock!” “What?” “I SAID, FIFTY-THREE YEARS!!!” “WHAT??”) Everything happily goes back to normal again, except for maybe a few changes! Mrs. Hudson is still alive, but she’s a computer now (the hip’s doing fine)! Lestrade retired twenty years ago but the duo still bother him for cases all the time! The Game just ain’t as Great as it was back in my day! The Blind Banker is actually going blind! Help, I’ve Reichenbach Fallen and I can’t get up!
Okay, so Sherlock and John have to take two-hour naps in between cases and no longer have teeth, but hey, you finally got your Season 3, so who’s complaining?! OH! GOD! IRENE! NOT THE BATTLE DRESS! NO!
dropping your bombs now
on all we’ve built
What big eyes you have the kind of eyes that drive wolves mad. Just to see that you don’t get chased, I think I’d ought to walk with you for a ways. What full lips you have, they’re sure to lure someone bad. So until you get to grandma’s place, I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.
The Doctor: Rose, did you make it?
Rose: Sorry, I was a bit slow. See you then, Doctor. It wasn’t your fault. Remember that, okay? It wasn’t your fault. You know what? I wouldn’t have missed it for the world.