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apriki:

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(Source: michaelpalins, via karlimeaghan)

The Life and Times of Pepper Potts: A Haiku

dixie-chicken:

Tony. Tony, no

Tony Stark, I swear to God

TONY, FUCKING STOP

(via tom-hardys-nipples)

fearfulearthbound:

mageof2spooky:

jpbrammer:

Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?

Unfortunately, yes, yes they have.

IM GONNA PISS

(via breastforce)

ygrittesnow:

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my goal for this semester is to title all of my papers using lyrics from kanye west songs

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i’m in it to win it mothafuckers

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no one has noticed yet

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i feel like my references to kanye west may be lost on my 40+ year old professors

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five weeks left in the semester and i’m still going strong

(Source: jon-snow, via hanniballecters)

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

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(via soniclouis)

dfjules:

…this is…too suitable. 

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buttsmith:

my last words will be “fuck why am I not regenerating” 

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rapewhistled:

i fucking hate my friends on facebook

(via stannieclark)

devildoll:

turtlefeed:

OH MY GOD 

IT’S A TURTLE COZY

(Source: turtleblog, via breastforce)

blainesbuttocks:

singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you

the inner conflict when the female starts singing before the male finishes his part and you don’t know whether to finish the male part or just sing the female part immediately

#i simply must BUT BABY IT’s i’ve got to COLD OUSTIfather will start toBEAUTIFUL WHAT’s

(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous, via seblaine)

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